Halloween is a great holiday to dress up, visit haunted houses, play pranks, and generally enjoy some spooky fun. But a good Halloween can also provide you with some great laughs and humor. If you’re looking for a way to lift spirits this Halloween – or just spread some jovial cheer – then why not check out these hilarious Halloween memes and jokes.
Funny Halloween Memes
The internet is filled with hilarious Halloween memes. You can find them on social media platforms, or spend time just scrolling through collections of popular memes. Here are some of our favorites:
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“My Jack-o-lantern doesn’t look like it’s supposed to. But then again, neither do I.”
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“Don’t be scared, I was just checking if my costume was scary enough.”
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“You know a holiday is getting close when the cashier at the grocery store says ‘happy Halloween.'”
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“Ahhhh! Pumpkins…they just keep coming back.”
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“Maybe I should go out of my way to ensure I get extra candy this year… Just sayin’.”
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“A cantaloupe carved like a jack-o-lantern? That’s a stretch, even for me.”
Crazy Halloween Jokes
Everyone loves a good joke, especially around the holidays. Here are some of the craziest Halloween jokes that will have everyone in stitches:
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“Why did the ghost take a shower? Because it needed to be boo-tiful.”
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“Why do mummies like the weekend so much? Because they are fun-dead!”
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“What is a monster’s favorite kind of music? Wrap!”
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“What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? A trom-bone!”
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“Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuums are too heavy.”
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“What did the ghost teacher say to his class? “Watch the board and I’ll go through it again!”
Scary Trick-or-Treat Jokes
Turn your trick-or-treat rounds this year into a fun activity and tell jokes in each street. Here are some great ideas:
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“Why did the monster eat the dictionary? He wanted to increase his vocabulary!”
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“How did the ghost cure her headache? With a boo-st.”
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“Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath!”
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“What did the ghost say when he walked into the bar? ‘Scary drinks special please!’”
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“Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any guts.”
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“Why did the zombie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling all run down.”
Terrifying Halloween Puns
If you love puns, Halloween is certainly the right time to share them. Here are some of the scariest Halloween puns:
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“What did the zombie say when he was about to eat the witch? Catch you later, b(r)eat-h!”
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“Why don’t you ever see ghosts buying food? Because they’re always unable to pay the spirse.”
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“What did the vampire say to the pumpkin? Let’s ketch-up soon!”
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“Why don’t most ghosts get invited to Halloween parties? Because they don’t know how to RSVP-ir-vite!”
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“Why did the skeleton go to the gym? To get more toned-bones.”
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“Why don’t zombies go to the beach? They just don’t sea the point.”
Spooky Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock jokes are a timeless classic, and they can be great fun around Halloween. Here are some of our favorite spooky knock knock jokes:
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy be scared, it’s just me!
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein who?
Frankenstein afraid, it’s just me.
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t be scared, it’s only a joke!
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owen.
Owen who?
Owen you glad I didn’t say “Boo”?
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Witch
Witch who?
Witch one of these jokes will make you laugh?
These hilarious Halloween jokes and memes are sure to get you in the Halloween spirit – and keep you laughing out loud. So don’t be afraid to share them with friends, family, and even strangers. Just don’t forget to have a Happy Halloween this year!
