As the weather gets cooler and the days get shorter in the fall, it’s a great time to stay in and curl up on the couch for some laughs with funny movie quotes. While there are plenty of movies out there with great humor to bring laughter even in the darkest of days, there are some that stand out from the pack. Here are the most hilarious movie quotes of all time that will leave your friends and family quoting the characters and reciting the lines.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The 1975 Monty Python comedy was produced, written and directed by the Python comedy troupe that consists of Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin. No matter how many times you watch this movie, the production is timeless and funny.
“You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person!” – French Guard
“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries” – French Guard
“Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries” – King of the Swamp Castle
“Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!” – Dead Collector
“Why do you think that she is a witch?” – Arthur
“She turned me into a newt!” – Dennis
“A newt?” – Arthur
“I got better”– Dennis
Airplane!
This 1980 comedy classic stars Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges and Peter Graves. This hilarious movie has become an all-time classic that’s still enjoyed to this day.
“Don’t call me Shirley.” – Ted Striker
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.” – Lloyd Bridges
“Surely you can’t be serious.” – Dr. Rumack
“I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.” – Dr. Rumack
“I speak jive.” – Steve McCroskey
“You can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!” – President Merkin Muffley
“We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?” – Steve McCroskey
Ghostbusters
This 1984 classic starred Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver and Harold Ramis. The plotline follows three scientists that launch a successful business of paranormal exterminators.
“I feel so funky.” – Winstone
“Choose the form of the destructor.” – Gozer
“I love this town.” – Dr. Venkman
“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Dr. Venkman
“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.” – Dr. Venkman
“Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together- mass hysteria!” – Dr. Venkman
“This man has no dick.” – Dr. Venkman
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
This 2004 classic starring Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd and David Koechner follows the funny misadventures of Ron Burgundy and his news team.
“You stay classy, San Diego.” – Ron Burgundy
“I ate a big red candle.” – Champ Kind
“I immediately regret this decision.” – Brian Fantana
“I’m in a glass case of emotion.” – Ron Burgundy
“You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.” – Brian Fantana
“You’re the smartest guy I know, and you’re too stupid to see she’s in love with you, and I’m standing right here.” – Ron Burgundy
“Sixty percent of the time it works every time.” – Brian Fantana
The Hangover
The 2009 hit comedy starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha and Heather Graham follows four friends on a wild journey in Las Vegas to find a missing groom at his bachelor party.
“Everything in this room confused and afraid.” – Alan
“You know Mike Tyson?” – Alan
“Did I just do an impression of a butterfly in a trance?” – Alan
“You ever do that thing where you’re real drunk and you come up behind someone you know real quiet and then whisper ‘guess who?’” – Alan
“I don’t remember a lot of the night before. That’s why I call it the morning after.” – Phil
“Can’t someone else do it? I feel like this may be a champagne and windshield wiper fluid situation.” – Phil
“What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.” – Alan
Dumb and Dumber
The 1994 slapstick comedy starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels follows the misadventures of two dim-witted friends on their mission to return a briefcase full of money.
“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” – Harry
“So you’re saying there’s a chance?” – Lloyd
“You know it might be kind of fun to just keep driving… And where we end up, We never know.” – Lloyd
“What kind of a house doesn’t have salt?” – Lloyd
“I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!” – Lloyd
“Every time I try something different, it just doesn’t seem to work out.” – Lloyd
“Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?” – Sea Bass
Sometimes you just need a good laugh and a good movie quote. Whether you’re a fan of Monty Python, Airplane!, Ghostbusters, Anchorman, The Hangover or Dumb and Dumber, these classic funny movie quotes will get you laughing every time. So break out the popcorn, pull up a pillow and enjoy one of these hilarious comedies with friends and family.
