‘Tis the season to be jolly and punny! The festive season is the perfect time to bring out those creative puns. Whether you’re looking for Christmas puns to spruce up your family Christmas cards, or to just get a chuckle out of your friends, we’ve got you covered! Here are some Christmas puns that will definitely sleigh you this festive season.
Father Christmas Puns
Father Christmas is one of the iconic figures of the Christmas season, so it’s no wonder we have a lot of jokes around this festive figure. Here are some of our favorite Father Christmas puns:
• Santa had a bad cough – it was a Claustrophobic cough!
• What does Santa like to party to? Claustrophobic music!
• You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m tellin’ you why…Santa Claus is gonna buick-up!
• How does Santa fit all those presents into his sleigh? He uses reindeer power!
• What does Santa put in his carrots? Elves-presso!
• How does Santa keep his sleigh in top condition? He gives it a reindeer-gulation checkup!
Reindeer Puns
Reindeers are the workers of Santa’s little North Pole. Without them, the Christmas mission would be impossible. Here are some Reindeer puns to pay homage to the hardworking animals:
• What do reindeer say when they are tired? ‘Reindeer tired.’
• What do you call a slow reindeer? A reindeer-laxer!
• What do you call reindeer wearing gloves? Reindeer mittens!
• How do reindeer socialize? They have a reindeer-up!
• What do reindeer do after they eat? They have a reindeer-ation!
• What do you call a reindeer with a sore throat? A hoarse reindeer!
Elf Puns
Have you ever wondered how Santa’s elves manage to make all those gifts in such a short amount of time? We can only imagine how hardworking they must be! Here are some of our favorite elf puns:
• What did the elf say when he wasn’t feeling well? ‘Elf-ish’!
• I went to the North Pole and asked the elves what their favorite game was, they replied ‘Elf-abetics’!
• What did the elf eat at the Christmas party? Elf-bread!
• What did the elf say when his elf friend asked him to do something? ‘elf-explanatory’!
• What did the elf say when he was thirsty? ‘elf-freshing’!
• What did the elf say when he wanted to play a game? ‘elf-explain it to me’!
Snowman Puns
Snowmen are an iconic part of the holiday season. What better way to celebrate the season than with some fun snowman puns?
• What kind of jokes do snowmen tell? Ice-breakers!
• I heard the snowman is quitting his job – he’s tired of all the ‘snowball’ comments!
• What did the snowman say when he saw a group of kids playing in the snow? ‘Snow great to see you!’
• What game did the snowman like to play? Free-zee!
• What did the snowman do when he wanted to relax? He had some ‘snow’ much fun!
• What did the snowman eat for breakfast? Snow flakes!
Gift-Giving Puns
Gift-giving is an intrinsic part of the Christmas season. Here are some puns about gifts that you can use to give a chuckle to your friends and family
• What did the elf give the other elves for Christmas? Elf-abetizers!
• What did the reindeer get the other reindeer for Christmas? Reindeer-gifts!
• What did Santa give his elves? No-elf-es!
• What do you get when you cross Santa with a reindeer? An early ‘present-eer’!
• What did Santa get his wife for Christmas? A ‘present-tment’!
• What did the snowman give his friends for Christmas? Cold cuddles!
Whether you’re sending out puns on cards, in your Christmas messages to friends, or just looking for some cheeky quips to keep in your back pocket, we hope this list of Christmas puns will sleigh you this festive season!
